Susan

Susan is Cynthia Houston's loyal assistant and we see the devotion to work and helping Cynthia throughout the show, whether it be through simply hyping up what she is saying, or something more serious, like removing a live grenade from her office in order to protect her. When Susan removes this grenade, all we see is the character running out of the office and off-stage holding the grenade. This is followed by the sounds of an explosion and Susan screaming, and we are left unsure of whether Susan survives this incident.

Although primarily a character for comic relief, it is to be noted that during the entire play we do not hear anyone use any pronouns for Susan, leaving it up for debate as to which pronouns Susan does use, if any at all. A common theory among fans is that Susan is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns, however this has not yet been confirmed by Tin Can Bros.